Thursday, February 16th 2006
I don’t have gas. In case you cared.

Whole Internet, and especially Jeana,

Re: #1 of the preceding Thursday 13 post

When I said my sister calls me ‘Toots’, it in no way indicates a tendency toward flatulence. At all. It’s Toots like Tootsie, i don’t know why she does it, but I am mortified that probably all who saw that Thursday 13 thought me to be gassy. I had record traffic yesterday, and am quite possibly now known as Gassy Girl amongst all those lovely new bloggers who stopped by.For the record, I am not.

PS. Are you? (No, don’t tell me)

Thanks, "NOT GG"

~hm

10 Comments on “I don’t have gas. In case you cared.”

1
julie
February 16th, 2006
11:05 pm

I love all the fun names that “good Christian” families call, um, you know (whispering here) *gas*. Fluffs, air, toots, wind, etc. Of course, like you HolyMama, I never have any, so I’m only talking about my kids here…:-)

2
At A Hen's Pace
February 17th, 2006
12:15 am

I never thought it! Perhaps it’s because my daughter and her friend always call each other “Tootles.”

As for niceties in nicknames for offending odors, one family I know calls it a fart if one of the boys lets it rip, but if it’s a girl that lets it out, it’s a “fluffer!”

3
mandy
February 17th, 2006
5:05 am

I like “fluffer”…that is a good one.

Come on, we all have our days. Don’t we? Or is it just me??

Forget I said that.

4
Stephanie
February 17th, 2006
6:53 am

I’m with Mandy, I mean come on ladies no one can really never let out “fluffers”
right???? Well you go Mandy for being honest:))If God thought it shameful to fluff then what was he thinking when he created us????:)

5
Geekwif
February 17th, 2006
6:57 am

Never even crossed my mind. My hubby calls me toots (like tootsie) all the time and it has nothing to do with that!

6
Jeana
February 17th, 2006
7:11 am

I didn’t really think that, just messing with you. And come on, Kelsey, I always felt like I could relate to you. If you tell me, in one day, that you “please your husband” every night AND you never rip one, I’m going to be officially intimidated. And also never allow my husband to read your blog, because I’ve convinced him that women like you really don’t exist.

Fluffs–hilarious! I never heard that.

7
Mama B
February 17th, 2006
9:15 am

I never thought of it that way. I figured it was short for Tootsie so I was right.

8
Carol
February 17th, 2006
10:44 am

Well, I must say, I’m am sorely disappointed.

Here, have a link:
http://www.createfarts.com/

9
Corina Bowen
February 17th, 2006
1:41 pm

LOL– I was gonna tease you… but I have outgrown it. :-) welllllll sorta..
I call my son “peppy”– Peppy-la-pue…
Well, thanks for making me giggle today…. you “tooter” you..
Sorry I REALLY tried to be good and resist! Honest! :-)

10
Lauren
February 17th, 2006
5:39 pm

I for one am glad you cleared that up… I was very concerned… for your family.

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