Like, waaaay too much? No? Well here, then. For all you sweet people who email and ask how I am, here is the honest, ugly answer.
I approach stress with lots of prayer and lots of chocolate. If things don’t change soon I will be GINORMOUS.
* I hate bananas, and will not be eating them
** The Weight Watchers thing is almost laughable, huh? An empty, token gesture in a Snarf Fest of Chocolate.