(ooooh, the delicious sassiness of that title! it’s like i’m 13 and bratty!)
my mom arrives within the hour! She comes from a Land Far Far Away and only can visit once or twice a year. Is my house clean? No. Should it be? OH YEAH. My mom is so amazingly wonderful you won’t believe me as i tell you Mom-wonderful stories these next weeks.
So, keep doing the Talk Back thing in the previous post and Mom and i will come up with some sort of awards system, since that’s been so great! (no, there will be no ‘real’ award, and no button for a sidebar, ’cause that takes a lot of stuff i don’t have. LIke technical smarts and HTML, and WHY oh WHY do computers need all that confusing HTML stuff? Please.)
I’m off to the airport! YEA!!!
OH! And not ONLY is my house NOT clean for the world’s best mom, there is an unexplained bloodlike stain all over the garage floor. Yes we’re all accounted for, no one’s feeling weak, and NO i am not makin this up. I’ll show you a picture later. And yeah, she’ll notice, since she’s all observant and everything.
My mom? IS THE BEST? did i say that? how cute is this… her name starts with J, so occasionally she’ll sign an email, ‘J-Mom.’ Isn’t that just the right amount of sass and pop culture? Love that!




8:55 am
Well, enjoy that J-Mom visit, girl! I can so sense your excitement reading this. I bet the kids are in for some major spoilage. Keep us posted on the blood (and poop and vomit) during the visit.
9:15 am
Have fun!!
Mary
9:26 am
Have fun with your mom!
9:45 am
Kelsey–
My mom is visiting me too!! She’s here to see the musical my kids are in. Even when my dad realized he just could not get away, my mom said she would still come, driving 6 hours all by herself to get here! (She’s a gifted pianist, and signs her comments to me “Pianomum.”)
So why am I blogging while my wonderful mom is here? Because she went to bed early, and I was catching up here…and was inspired to post something in your honor, Kelsey!
So stop by when you get a chance–and bring your mom! Have a great visit!!!
Jeanne
9:50 am
Oh HOORAY! I’m sure you two will have a wonderful time together. And welcome to “J-mom”.
9:54 am
My hubby gets home in about 4 hours. Clean home? Nope. Only four loads of laundry to go. Four super huge loads in my new washer and dryer. So, on that note, I need to get my hiney moving…
Hope you have a great visit with your mom!
Ooh! Ooh! My order is in at E. Webscapes. I can’t WAIT to see what they come up with. I put you on my list of favorites for design ideas, too.
9:59 am
Oh, moms are great to have around. My mom can’t come any more due to the long haul from Germany…makes me so sad – love hanging out with mine.
I am sure you will have a lot of fun…:)
10:07 am
Have a wonderful time with you mom!!!!!
10:35 am
Have a terrific time with J-Mom! I love that!
10:50 am
I hope you have a great visit with your mom! She sounds really fun!!
11:19 am
Ahh. We love the moms over here too. I have to refrain from being giddy when she comes (and she visits once a month).
Does this make us nerds? Likely.
1:46 pm
Awww, have fun with your Mama!
3:04 pm
I don’t have a Mom that has ever been involved with my life since I got married.Count your blessings. Have fun.
She was a great Mom while I was growing up though!
3:07 pm
You are blessed to have such a closeness with your mom, Kelsey. I am doubly blessed – I am also close to mine as well, PLUS my mother-in-law is one of my best friends. And they both live less than an hour away. Have a lovely visit!
3:58 pm
Enjoy your mum’s stay
4:15 pm
Welcome J-Mom!
Ya’ll have a good ole time.
Blessings from Georgia
4:46 pm
Have a blast with your mom. If your mom is anything like mine, not only will your house be clean when she leaves, your fridge will be thoroughly washed, several favorite meals will have been made with extras in the freezer and you will not be able to find a single thing that your mother put away, especially in the kitchen. But it is worth it all to have mom near.
5:07 pm
Hope you have a great time with your Mom. She’s sounds like one hip mama : ) You’ll have to keep us updated on all the fun.
Can’t wait to hear who wins the awards!!
6:28 pm
have lots of fun!! Enjoy time with your mom.
6:38 pm
Have fun with your Mum.
6:48 pm
Have a great time with your mom….can’t wait to hear more…
7:37 pm
If I understood the title right, this comment is supposed to be to J-Mom. So…
Since I’m not the kind that would ever talkback to ANYbody’s mom, I’ll just ask some questions.
J-Mom, how did Kelsey turn out to be sooooo funny? Does she ever eat? She’s so thin, I’m worried about her. Where do you live, and why do you choose to live so far away from Kelsey? Is it the poop, bloodlike stains or the vomit that bothers you?
That’s all for now, but I’ll be back.
8:20 pm
Hope you’re having a great time with your mom –what does she think about your climbing ladders to get your picture made in your laundry room?
10:43 pm
Have a great time with tu madre! My mom is pretty cool too. When we were teenagers we referred to her as Momma G, like Homey G in the Mom form. She loved it.
1:58 am
holymama! and j-mom,
Enjoy and savor the moments. My Mama left us to be with Jesus in April 2005, and I cherish all the happy memories I have of her.
Wring every bit of joy out your time together that you possibly can. Have fun, and holymama!, give j-mom a hug and some sugar for me,
7:38 am
Have fun! If your mom’s as wonderful as you say, and I have no doubt she is, I’m sure she won’t care if the house isn’t perfectly clean. I can’t say so much for that mysterious blood stain on the garage floor though. Yikes!
11:04 am
“Her children rise up and call her blessed” Proverbs 31:28
This is all any momma can ask for. Looks like, J-Mom is a truly wonderful woman for you to sing such praises of her. I feel the same about mine.
Women(of God) like these have my utmost respect. This is all I can ever hope to be!
Enjoy your visit!!!
8:57 pm
fun fun. nothing’s better than hanging out with your mom. and seriously, J-mom? i love it.
3:04 pm
Hope you’re both having a wonderful time. We all love reading about your daughter’s life, J-Mom. So make lots of fun and funny memories that she can share with us and make us howl! May God bless your time together.
11:43 am
All I have to say about that stain is — call Jimmy Hoffa’s family and tell them their questions can now be answered.