Wednesday, January 10th 2007
How I Amused Myself Today

Do you remember that old Bellamy Brothers song, "Do you love as good as you look?"

What….?

NO?

Does this help?

"Honey, do you love as good as you look?

Judging from the cover, I"d love to read the book…"

Today anytime a kid had a poo diaper,  I insisted on singing "Baby, you don’t smell as good as you look…  Judging from that odor… I"d looooove to wipe… your …. butt… ’cause baby, you don’t smell…. as good as you look."

Have I mentioned I can’t sing? It only adds to the performance value, trust me.

(ok, really i didn’t sing ‘butt.’ i’m such a stickler for ‘appropriateness.’ it would have sounded better, but i couldn’t bring myself to do it. ‘bottom’ just didn’t have the right number of syllables though.)

stickler for appropriateness? did i just write that AT THE BOTTOM – no pun intended- OF A POST ON HOW TO MAKE A BELLAMY BROTHERS SONG INTO A POO SONG? GEEZ. what a weird lady i am.

~hm

13 Comments on “How I Amused Myself Today”

1
Big Mama
January 10th, 2007
10:49 pm

There will be no judgement from me regarding turning a Bellamy Brothers classic into a poo song. In fact, I may steal your lyrics and use them myself.

2
HolyMama!
January 10th, 2007
10:57 pm

Yee Haw, Big Mama!! (i’m sure it’ll sound better when you sing it!)

3
HolySister
January 11th, 2007
8:36 am

Did any of the boys sing along?

4
qtpies7
January 11th, 2007
10:48 am

too funny! Who are the Bellamy Brothers??? You could sing “buns” instead of butt.

5
Amy
January 11th, 2007
2:03 pm

We use “bum” around here.

Also, we have our own song for diaper time. Sung to the old “Howdy Doody” theme: “It’s diaper changing time, it’s diaper changing time” (and so on).

I thought we were the only ones. :)

6
bluepaintred
January 11th, 2007
2:12 pm

weird, yes. Amusing, absolutly!

7
flipflopmamma
January 11th, 2007
2:17 pm

Girl, you so crazy!! LOL.

8
Heather
January 11th, 2007
4:29 pm

Tush would fit well! Thanks for the laugh!

9
Frannie Farmer
January 11th, 2007
5:02 pm

I love that. I do that all the time w/the brood and I am certain that those will be the moments they remember when they are grown (please… after the manditory therapy!) .. as will yours.

10
Cheryl
January 11th, 2007
7:44 pm

Wow…potty training…eeeuuuuu.

And no…I don’t remember that song…maybe you can sing it for me sometime!

11
julie carobini
January 12th, 2007
12:49 am

Um, you’re kinda busy this week, aren’t you. Hee–hee!

12
Geekwif
January 12th, 2007
7:11 am

Don’t know the song, but it made me laugh anyway! We’re big on parodies around here.

13
Stacey
January 12th, 2007
8:16 am

That’s sounds like a fun song! We make songs up for everything around here! I hope nobody is secretly listening in : )

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