Tuesday, February 20th 2007
A Bad Combination

1 explaining to a psychiatrist’s secretary why i will NEVER return to see her boss, and also try to project a calm confidence and nothing that appears like MomCrazy.

2 opening fridge, seeing the brightly colored sticker on the side of my kids’ pink prescription antiobiotic – and the words "SHAKE WELL"

3 getting a Diet Coke while still carrying on conversation with secretary who doesn’t understand why "I don’t think we’re a ‘good match’ " – what, like this is eHarmony?

4 opening the Diet Coke after accidentally programming my brain to SHAKE WELL

5 spraying the entire kitchen and myself with fizz and laughing my head off while i gasp, abandon all attempts at ‘calm’ and ‘confident’ and giggle, "YO MY GOSH, it’s not a good time!  OR a good match!  heeee hEEEeee  Thankyousomuchforcalling, bye now Heeeeee!"

All of the above equals (at least the appearance of) MomCrazy, and then some.

~hm

24 Comments on “A Bad Combination”

1
Jeana
February 20th, 2007
1:18 pm

HolyMama. Shaken, not stirred.

2
flipflopmamma
February 20th, 2007
1:47 pm

Oh that is too funny!!! That woman prolly thinks you’ve completely flipped your lid!

3
Julee Huy
February 20th, 2007
1:50 pm

Watch out! They’re coming to take you away!

4
bluepaintred
February 20th, 2007
2:33 pm

honestyl, if you are going to appear crazy to someone, who better then a shirnk and his shrink wrap?

5
nicole
February 20th, 2007
2:39 pm

If you are laughing then you must not be crazy. It is a funny story.

6
crickl's nest
February 20th, 2007
3:17 pm

Ha! After that phone conv. I hope they don’t come to get you forcibly! lol

7
kelli in the mirror
February 20th, 2007
4:38 pm

Oh, that is funny! Made me laugh out loud.

8
Julie
February 20th, 2007
5:41 pm

What, no picture?

9
Carol
February 20th, 2007
6:26 pm

Girl, what did I tell you about those diet cokes?

Shake well. pffffththtthth

10
Becky
February 20th, 2007
6:53 pm

Yeah…I would have loved a picture on that one, too! :) That is great stuff and a bad combination indeed!

11
Chilihead
February 20th, 2007
9:01 pm

You. Crack. Me. Up. Seriously.

12
Rocks in my Dryer
February 20th, 2007
10:37 pm

RFLOL…

13
tas
February 21st, 2007
6:59 am

Too funny, I hope that never happens to me!!

14
Melissa
February 21st, 2007
10:03 am

ROFL. Now, that made me laugh…. :) I hope it wasn’t too terrible to clean up! (i dumped chinese food all over the carpet last night, ugh)

Melissa
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15
Karla~Looking Towards Heaven
February 21st, 2007
10:06 am

oh good heavens that is funny stuff!!!

Blessings,
Karla

16
Jerri
February 21st, 2007
4:03 pm

hee…hee… :)

17
Grim Reality Girl
February 21st, 2007
6:54 pm

One of the things I love about you is that you do things that I do… this is definately something I would do… No offense, but it is better you than me today :-) Thanks for sharing this one — you made me feel better!!

18
Stacey
February 21st, 2007
11:38 pm

Wow, that is not a good combination at all! I bet it was a good laugh though : )

19
julie carobini
February 22nd, 2007
11:52 am

Hilarious!!! I have mommybrain too, Kels!

20
Deena
February 22nd, 2007
4:33 pm

ROFLOL!!! That made my day…which tells you something about my day…

21
Frannie Farmer
February 22nd, 2007
4:37 pm

What? Isn’t that how everyone’s day goes? Please tell me it is … ’cause otherwise I am going to have even more of a complex.

22
Paige
February 22nd, 2007
5:53 pm

LOVE IT! Made me smile today!

23
Girl Gone Wild
February 24th, 2007
2:53 pm

OH my gosh…that’s hilirious!!!

24
Kathy in West Texas
September 27th, 2008
5:48 pm

OK, this is behind I know, but I had been drinking Crystal Lite in a water bottle, and of course, shake it up. Well, in the middle of the night, I reached over, and there was also a bottle of Diet Coke sitting there, and I shook it up, and opened it. I wasn’t asleep for long! LOL

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