1 explaining to a psychiatrist’s secretary why i will NEVER return to see her boss, and also try to project a calm confidence and nothing that appears like MomCrazy.
2 opening fridge, seeing the brightly colored sticker on the side of my kids’ pink prescription antiobiotic - and the words "SHAKE WELL"
3 getting a Diet Coke while still carrying on conversation with secretary who doesn’t understand why "I don’t think we’re a ‘good match’ " - what, like this is eHarmony?
4 opening the Diet Coke after accidentally programming my brain to SHAKE WELL
5 spraying the entire kitchen and myself with fizz and laughing my head off while i gasp, abandon all attempts at ‘calm’ and ‘confident’ and giggle, "YO MY GOSH, it’s not a good time! OR a good match! heeee hEEEeee Thankyousomuchforcalling, bye now Heeeeee!"
All of the above equals (at least the appearance of) MomCrazy, and then some.
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1:18 pm
HolyMama. Shaken, not stirred.
1:47 pm
Oh that is too funny!!! That woman prolly thinks you’ve completely flipped your lid!
1:50 pm
Watch out! They’re coming to take you away!
2:33 pm
honestyl, if you are going to appear crazy to someone, who better then a shirnk and his shrink wrap?
2:39 pm
If you are laughing then you must not be crazy. It is a funny story.
3:17 pm
Ha! After that phone conv. I hope they don’t come to get you forcibly! lol
4:38 pm
Oh, that is funny! Made me laugh out loud.
5:41 pm
What, no picture?
6:26 pm
Girl, what did I tell you about those diet cokes?
Shake well. pffffththtthth
6:53 pm
Yeah…I would have loved a picture on that one, too!
That is great stuff and a bad combination indeed!
9:01 pm
You. Crack. Me. Up. Seriously.
10:37 pm
RFLOL…
6:59 am
Too funny, I hope that never happens to me!!
10:03 am
ROFL. Now, that made me laugh….
I hope it wasn’t too terrible to clean up! (i dumped chinese food all over the carpet last night, ugh)
Melissa
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10:06 am
oh good heavens that is funny stuff!!!
Blessings,
Karla
4:03 pm
hee…hee…
6:54 pm
One of the things I love about you is that you do things that I do… this is definately something I would do… No offense, but it is better you than me today
Thanks for sharing this one — you made me feel better!!
11:38 pm
Wow, that is not a good combination at all! I bet it was a good laugh though : )
11:52 am
Hilarious!!! I have mommybrain too, Kels!
4:33 pm
ROFLOL!!! That made my day…which tells you something about my day…
4:37 pm
What? Isn’t that how everyone’s day goes? Please tell me it is … ’cause otherwise I am going to have even more of a complex.
5:53 pm
LOVE IT! Made me smile today!
2:53 pm
OH my gosh…that’s hilirious!!!
5:48 pm
OK, this is behind I know, but I had been drinking Crystal Lite in a water bottle, and of course, shake it up. Well, in the middle of the night, I reached over, and there was also a bottle of Diet Coke sitting there, and I shook it up, and opened it. I wasn’t asleep for long! LOL