Thursday, February 1st 2007
If <strong><u>I</u></strong> Don’t Have Something Nice to Say…

(Update at end)

I’m going to be so very brief. Friends and family, I’m not talking on the phone. You can thank me now for this because this decision is sparing you a rather unpleasant experience. If ever I had a filter on my face that prevented the stupid/impulsive/mean stuff from flying out of my mouth (note the sentence starts with IF), well, it’s all gone now and hopefully there are current models available that fit and i’ll find one soon.

This pretty much applies to emails, too, since i sent one I’d rather like to have back and of course, can’t. I used to do that sort of thing quite a bit, and i thought I was passed it. Hmm. Guess not.

Earlier tonight I  looked at Mike and said, ‘i think i’m going to just not say much. You know… try to watch that ugly mouth of mine.’ 

He nodded slowly, feigning slow agreement, when he was probably really shouting AMEN SISTER inside and WHAT TOOK SO LONG?  Anyway. 

My life is wonderful. Not a thing to complain about or be nasty about. Nothing happened to bring this on. It’s just here. For now.

Please, please, let’s pray it away, y’all!  (Thanks.)

UPDATE: Minutes after I posted this, I discovered… ahem.


Do you think I made it big enough?!  (Thanks y’all!)


Best Writing (it’s my love of all things paranthetical, i know)

Best Humor (poo is funny!)

Best Site Design (so true, eWebscapes)


Most Representative of Women (to which I say, okay. This nomination was totally done in JEST by someone really sarcastic. Like Jeana. Or not, and the problem is much larger than Jeana’s hilarious sense of humor and this could actually be true. In which case, let’s update the previous prayer request to include this heartfelt cry: GOD SAVE THE WOMEN!)

Heather at One Woman’s World hosts this great blog contest each year. I can’t even imagine how much work she must put into it. Her site says that voting will begin on Friday, Feb 2. Have fun, and discover some new blogs while you’re there!


2 Comments on “If I Don’t Have Something Nice to Say…”

February 2nd, 2007
8:42 am

What’s this!? I’m not the only one in need of a face filter?

Dang! You took away my claim to fame.

February 2nd, 2007
3:59 pm

I have the same condition. My mama said I was missing the filter between my brain and my tongue. I know that missing filter causes me to stick my foot in my mouth more often than I’d like. I’m slowly, but surely learning to hold back from time to time.

Congrats on your nomination. This is my first visit. I found you randomly through Christian women online.

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