"Please don’t pull off your brother’s toenail."
long pause, then, "WOW! He didn’t even CRY and it was the WHOLE THING!"
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"The cat does NOT want to wear sandals."
(Seth-1yr was convinced otherwise.)
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"Quit making Icky Spit Noises, please." (i must have said this one 10 times just today.)
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"STOP! The cat REALLY does not want to wear sandals!"
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6:49 am
He pulled his brother’s toenail off???!! Ouch!!
9:15 am
The spit noises one is popular in our home lately, as well.
2:02 pm
Somehow, I feel a bit better when I read that an other woman’s children don’t listen to her either.
Sorry you’ve had a frustrating day! Here’s to a nice restful evening all around.
9:20 am
If I could auto-produce a HUGE fart at will, that’s what I’d do. I’d get in the stall next to her and blow away!
I have a neighbor whose cell phone is glued to her ear 24/7, I swear!! She can’t even get the mail without the phone to her head. It’s probably her that you had in the bathroom with you, as a matter of fact!
I can’t stand her, btw. So, next time you see her, flush her and her phone down the toilet, would ya? >:-)
~Wind (pardon the pun)
12:12 pm
My personal favorite this week at our house was, “Sela(our dog), please don’t lick his (my 3-year old’s) butt crack!” WHAT? AHHHH!!! You have to love the phrases and phases of parenting!!