So I"ve been gone. I"ve been in and out of town twice since i last blogged - thanks for asking all of you. I’m fine.
Today I was en route back home when Mike took Caden-3yr and Seth-almost2yr to the grocery store. So. Mike + 2 toddlers + grocery store. Don’t we already sense what’s coming? Mike said everything went fairly well until they got to the milk section. THen Caden-3yr tried to help. A gallon of organic milk busted, spilled, and spewed everywhere. Mike used the word ‘fountain’ and that’s a very bad word to have to use with milk. Mike also said Caden-3yr was soaked from the top of his head all the way down, and Mike was completely soaked from the knees down. Caden-3yr chimed in and said, "MOM. That milk." He shook his head in disbelief. "That MILK just went EVERYWHERE." Huge hand gestures to go with it.
I’m so glad I was in another state at the time.
New meaning to lactose intolerant, because I so woulda been.









7:41 am
I adore hearing stories that illustrate the development of Caden’s theatricality. (And am also glad I was in another state when the milk fountain was invented.)
8:50 am
Oh–there’s a special place in heaven for Dad’s who go grocery shopping with toddlers!
Diane
12:15 pm
I would have liked to have been there!! Except I would probably have had to run to the bathroom before wetting my pants from laughing so hard. I bet Caden’s eyes were really surprised when the milk exploded. Ha
Did Seth start laughing at Caden or was he too shocked? What a scene!!
12:46 pm
What can I say but…Holy Mike!
9:05 pm
Oh yuck, at least it was milk and not something worse. Three year olds area so cute, I love they way they think.
7:40 am
Gives “milk bath” a whole new meaning, doesn’t it?
12:14 pm
LOL! What I scene that was, I bet!
10:17 pm
I think that is worse than the beads flying all over the floor at the craft store. My three year old nephew did that this last week. Fun Fun Fun!