Comments on: club 17, August Olympic Style http://holymama.org/2008/08/club-17-august-olympic-style/ "True confessions from the everyday life of a sorta shallow Christian mom." Thu, 29 Jul 2010 04:06:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: grimrealitygirl http://holymama.org/2008/08/club-17-august-olympic-style/comment-page-1/#comment-7051 grimrealitygirl Sun, 24 Aug 2008 02:37:22 +0000 http://holymama.org/2008/08/club-17-august-olympic-style/#comment-7051 Done -- as always, thanks for the reminder! Done — as always, thanks for the reminder!

]]> By: Lauren http://holymama.org/2008/08/club-17-august-olympic-style/comment-page-1/#comment-7045 Lauren Thu, 21 Aug 2008 22:22:31 +0000 http://holymama.org/2008/08/club-17-august-olympic-style/#comment-7045 Oh Kelsey, you're just funny! i love what you wrote in my book!! (LAH REN) - but you wrote it all grammatically correct and mine isn't. i'm starting your book as soon as i finish this james patterson that les is obsessed with, so SOON! anyways, just been catching up on your blog and laughing so i thought i'd let you know! Funny! ps. did a SBE!! (that's a new thing for me!) Oh Kelsey, you’re just funny! i love what you wrote in my book!! (LAH REN) – but you wrote it all grammatically correct and mine isn’t. i’m starting your book as soon as i finish this james patterson that les is obsessed with, so SOON!

anyways, just been catching up on your blog and laughing so i thought i’d let you know! Funny!

ps. did a SBE!! (that’s a new thing for me!)

]]> By: Jen http://holymama.org/2008/08/club-17-august-olympic-style/comment-page-1/#comment-7044 Jen Thu, 21 Aug 2008 19:51:00 +0000 http://holymama.org/2008/08/club-17-august-olympic-style/#comment-7044 I happily groped myself in the name of health and while doing so came up with this little poem. O, my boobs, so soft and squishy Why must you hang so low? Nipples were meant to point straight out Not directly towards my big toe! Allow me 3 minutes to fondle you For on this very special day I'm appreciating your presence in my life And trying to keep it that way Searching and searching and hoping to God That you'll be smooth and "scary bump" free Oh no! What is that?! A great big lump? False alarm! It's just a cheezee ... Poking and prodding, I'm sorry girls I promise I'm almost done And I'm ever so happy to report today No bumps! Not even one! So continue to fall towards my feet If that is what you must do - I won't fret Cause you're here and you're healthy and My ladies, I love you - I'll take what I can get! I happily groped myself in the name of health and while doing so came up with this little poem.

O, my boobs, so soft and squishy
Why must you hang so low?
Nipples were meant to point straight out
Not directly towards my big toe!

Allow me 3 minutes to fondle you
For on this very special day
I’m appreciating your presence in my life
And trying to keep it that way

Searching and searching and hoping to God
That you’ll be smooth and “scary bump” free
Oh no! What is that?! A great big lump?
False alarm! It’s just a cheezee …

Poking and prodding, I’m sorry girls
I promise I’m almost done
And I’m ever so happy to report today
No bumps! Not even one!

So continue to fall towards my feet
If that is what you must do – I won’t fret
Cause you’re here and you’re healthy and
My ladies, I love you – I’ll take what I can get!

]]> By: Lynnette http://holymama.org/2008/08/club-17-august-olympic-style/comment-page-1/#comment-7043 Lynnette Wed, 20 Aug 2008 19:07:03 +0000 http://holymama.org/2008/08/club-17-august-olympic-style/#comment-7043 Kelsey, I just left you a review on Amazon! I loved you book! Kelsey, I just left you a review on Amazon! I loved you book!

]]> By: Cynthia A http://holymama.org/2008/08/club-17-august-olympic-style/comment-page-1/#comment-7042 Cynthia A Wed, 20 Aug 2008 18:31:40 +0000 http://holymama.org/2008/08/club-17-august-olympic-style/#comment-7042 Thank you for your reminder. BSE's are something that I just never seem to remember, then I just end up with the Dr's annual exam and mammogram. Well, I DID IT! Perhaps with your help I will remember every month now - Thank you very much :) Thank you for your reminder. BSE’s are something that I just never seem to remember, then I just end up with the Dr’s annual exam and mammogram.

Well, I DID IT! Perhaps with your help I will remember every month now – Thank you very much :)

]]> By: Shalee http://holymama.org/2008/08/club-17-august-olympic-style/comment-page-1/#comment-7041 Shalee Wed, 20 Aug 2008 17:46:25 +0000 http://holymama.org/2008/08/club-17-august-olympic-style/#comment-7041 You'll be happy to know that I took time out of my Lost watching schedule to decide that I have no lumps. Thanks for the wonderful reminder again! You’ll be happy to know that I took time out of my Lost watching schedule to decide that I have no lumps. Thanks for the wonderful reminder again!

]]> By: Melody http://holymama.org/2008/08/club-17-august-olympic-style/comment-page-1/#comment-7040 Melody Wed, 20 Aug 2008 14:34:51 +0000 http://holymama.org/2008/08/club-17-august-olympic-style/#comment-7040 We're good over here! Could stand to lose some weight, but hey, those lumps are in different places! We’re good over here! Could stand to lose some weight, but hey, those lumps are in different places!

]]> By: PastormacsAnn http://holymama.org/2008/08/club-17-august-olympic-style/comment-page-1/#comment-7039 PastormacsAnn Wed, 20 Aug 2008 05:51:58 +0000 http://holymama.org/2008/08/club-17-august-olympic-style/#comment-7039 Hey, I want to read your book! How can I get a copy if I don't win? BSE done. And now thanks to a brush with melanoma, I get to do a SSE each month too. (Skin Self-Exam) Oh boy! Hey, I want to read your book! How can I get a copy if I don’t win?

BSE done. And now thanks to a brush with melanoma, I get to do a SSE each month too. (Skin Self-Exam) Oh boy!

]]> By: Morgan http://holymama.org/2008/08/club-17-august-olympic-style/comment-page-1/#comment-7038 Morgan Wed, 20 Aug 2008 00:17:21 +0000 http://holymama.org/2008/08/club-17-august-olympic-style/#comment-7038 Did mine! And I received your book!! Can't wait to get started reading. Thank you sooooo much!!!! Did mine! And I received your book!! Can’t wait to get started reading. Thank you sooooo much!!!!

]]> By: thatblond@hotmail.com http://holymama.org/2008/08/club-17-august-olympic-style/comment-page-1/#comment-7036 thatblond@hotmail.com Tue, 19 Aug 2008 22:57:24 +0000 http://holymama.org/2008/08/club-17-august-olympic-style/#comment-7036 Done. ;) Done. ;)

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