Thursday, September 16th 2010
Attn: Writers’ Class

Hey. Those of you who come here from a writing class… you know who you are. I, however, do not know who you are but would like to.  It’s that point in the semester when some assignment of yours has you all show up here. My question is why? What exactly is the nature of the assignment? Does your instructor say, “Visit this site – this is an example of everything NOT to do. Note the punctuation, lack thereof, stream of consciousness style, and lack of clarity on anything but overload on the indulgent descriptions of nothing…”  Or… what?

I’ve asked y’all in years past.  (I think.) No one ever volunteers the dirt, though. I want the dirt. It won’t hurt my feelings. You don’t know that because you’re new here, but it’s true. You won’t. Thanks.


2 Comments on “Attn: Writers’ Class”

September 16th, 2010
9:02 pm

seriously? come ON! I’m just like you! struggling to finish college. (ok, maybe not just like you. you have natural skin elasticity that I do not. but still! if you don’t want to write it here, then there’s a ‘contact me’ link somewhere to the right. you can do it. be the first. be brave.)

September 18th, 2010
1:49 pm

I am thinking no one did their homework …

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