i should be on my way to the airport riiiiiiight now. but i was panicking because i was ACTUALLY packing and then i couldn’t find my basil penis. and if you kept up with the comments, then you know that TWO people (yes, both women) requested that i bring it with me on this trip. this dilemma led to a frantic call to mike asking if he’d seen my penis because IT’S LOST and he suggested someone took it and then i was all, DID YOU? but no. i put it in the console of the car for safekeeping and forgot about it. it’s had some shrinkage due to washing off the purse lint, but it’s still really spectacular. i’m proud of what my mama gave me, what can i say?
i already WENT to counseling today, and i’m sure you can’t tell, but it was profound. we discussed amy grant lyrics. in case you don’t believe that was worthwhile, then you just weren’t there, take my word on this one.
MUST go. love y’all.
i’ll be checking on you while i’m gone! happy birthing! there’s something in the mail headed your way! you’ll be great!