Thursday, October 27th 2011
lost but then found

i should be on my way to the airport riiiiiiight now. but i was panicking because i was ACTUALLY packing and then i couldn’t find my basil penis. and if you kept up with the comments, then you know that TWO people (yes, both women) requested that i bring it with me on this trip. this dilemma led to a frantic call to mike asking if he’d seen my penis because IT’S LOST and he suggested someone took it and then i was all, DID YOU? but no. i put it in the console of the car for safekeeping and forgot about it. it’s had some shrinkage due to washing off the purse lint, but it’s still really spectacular. i’m proud of what my mama gave me, what can i say?

i already WENT to counseling today, and i’m sure you can’t tell, but it was profound. we discussed amy grant lyrics. in case you don’t believe that was worthwhile, then you just weren’t there, take my word on this one.

MUST go. love y’all.

jenn s,

i’ll be checking on you while i’m gone! happy birthing! there’s something in the mail headed your way! you’ll be great!

~hm

7 Comments on “lost but then found”

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Sarah
October 27th, 2011
1:14 pm

I was going to comment with, “I hate when my penis gets stuck in my console.” But thought that might be offensive.

Then I thought I’d comment with, “I hate when my penis is nowhere to be found.” But thought that might be offensive, too.

*Then* I thought of asking you to take a picture of your penis to share with the rest of the class but that could be taken all sortsa wrong.

So. I’ll just say this. I’m glad you found your penis. Happy travels. Be safe.
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LaLa
October 27th, 2011
1:59 pm

Oh Sarah, your comments really add to this post!!

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Geekwif
October 27th, 2011
9:48 pm

Oh my gosh! Between your post and Sarah’s comment … if my grandmother knew how hard I’m laughing at a post that mentions the word penis so many times she would be rolling over in her grave! You are both too funny for words! Hope you’re having a great time on your trip. And I must admit, I’m a little jealous of the TWO people because that whole basil-scented … sorry I just can’t type that word more than once in a comment … has me incredibly curious despite my extremely outdated prudishness.
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Jennifer Sullivan
October 29th, 2011
6:04 pm

I’m glad you found your penis. Never would have thought to look in the console… Still pregnant here. Have a safe trip and whenever you visit Vegas we have to meet up so I can see “it” (and of course hang out with you!). Okay, so I’m not a prude but like Geekwif I just couldn’t type in that word again in my comment. Also, I managed to do something to screw up the link to my blog. Don’t know how, but I promise this won’t happen as often once I get my brain cells back!
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Jennifer Sullivan
October 29th, 2011
6:05 pm

Okay fixed what I broke.
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Melissa
October 31st, 2011
5:50 pm

Pint-sized poet packed a peck of pickled peckers. Oh wait, I think that’s wrong…
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