Tuesday, October 4th 2011
The Very Last Roach Story. Because I’m Sicking Myself Out Here.

I SWEAR this is the last of the cockroach stories. REALLY.

It’s actually just a continuation of the last one, because i forgot to include the ending. The “what happens after that video” ends. (which works on iphones, i hear. and if not…. i couldn’t be bothered to figure out HOW to fix them because it’s a blog featuring two videos in which i sorta sleep in public and then look at a bug. BRILLIANCE. Y’all. I am truly that interesting, and now we have proof.)

AFTER I get annoyed with my mother for taping me watching a bug, it crawls off to a wall. And then a family comes and sits down. And a nice looking lady puts her foot riiiiight next to the cockroach.

I think about it. I can’t stand it. I have to tell her.

I am the type who will TELL YOU if you happen to get too close to a roach. (aren’t we all? please say yes.)

So I go tell her. And she shakes her head as if she doesn’t understand what I am saying. She points to a man she is with, so I tell him. And I point. Frantically. At the roach that is dangerously close to her foot.

And he laughs.

And turns to the lady and says, “La cucarocha!” ¬†And she hops up and says, “GRACIAS!”

The end.





3 Comments on “The Very Last Roach Story. Because I’m Sicking Myself Out Here.”

October 4th, 2011
11:24 pm

Oh, good. At least now you know the right term for the *next* time you go visit Disney.

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October 5th, 2011
9:24 am

I forgot to tell you that right after I got this story from Mom, I was divebombed by a crazed cucaracha. Fiance saved me. It was a *very* dramatic and gross scene. I was twitchy for hours after.

Jennifer Sullivan
October 7th, 2011
8:15 pm

I now have the La Cucaracha song stuck in my head. I think if someone who spoke Spanish came up to me and said cucaracha and pointed down I would totally be able to interpret that even though I don’t speak Spanish. Maybe we need an English song about cockroaches and then it would be more universally known…
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