Thursday, January 12th 2012
“Procrastination With a Discount Bikini” Post

is it actually even possible for me to leave on a trip without an “I should be packing but…. i’m not” post…?

I think not.

I’m supposed to be leaving the house in…less than forty minutes. I’m heading to the Wedding City.

I have a pile of most of my stuff next to a suitcase. CLOSE ENOUGH. that’s PRACTICALLY the very same thing as being packed.

But i’m in a bathrobe and my hair is half wet and in a messy bun and no makeup and i’ve spent the last ten minutes trying on a bikini  - not that there will be swimwear this weekend, i’m just wasting time i do not have – and talking to dogs and thinking that i’d rather talk to y’all for juuuuust a minute. and so here i am.

the bikini was a jcrew dirt cheap clearance thingy that just came in the mail yesterday. red and white little flowers soooo cute and soooo doesn’t fit because it’s way bigger than it should be, and all dirt cheap sales are final and nonreturnable.

but that’s okay.  I haven’t taken it off yet because I keep hoping it’ll somehow start fitting. that’s fairly pathetic, but these flowers…? oh! so! cute!!

 

I should just go pack, but instead lemme tell you about how a few weeks ago i was at a hip hop class (even though i can’t even clap on-beat it is STILL a great workout that doesn’t require holding weights which is real important right now) and a girl next to me told me “it’s like yo booty don’t hear the music.”

I mighta bumped into her a time or two. by accident. clearly.

I thought that was a FANTASTIC description. “It’s TRUE! It’s EXACTLY LIKE THAT! MY BOOTY DOES NOT HEAR THE MUSIC!!!”

And she told me that my booty could just watch her booty because she could hear just fine.

that was an interesting suggestion.

Turns out, my booty cannot hear OR see.

That’s what I learned there. Still a great workout. All that matters.

 

 

Off to a wedding!

 

~hm

5 Comments on ““Procrastination With a Discount Bikini” Post”

1
Jan
January 12th, 2012
9:53 am

Maybe the bikini could be altered to fit? You are the master of procrastination when it comes to packing. You should give lessons ;)
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Geekwif
January 12th, 2012
10:17 am

Have a great time at the wedding! And tell LaLa Congratulations and Best Wishes!!!
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Melissa
January 12th, 2012
9:00 pm

I just pictured myself in a bikini. Gross. Even if the bikini is uber cute. blech
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Sara
January 13th, 2012
6:22 am

Have a wonderful time at the wedding! :)

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Jennifer Sullivan
January 21st, 2012
11:56 pm

I just want to know how many searches you get based on your booty not hearing the music. PLEASE tell me, I know there will be some, and I know it’s ridiculous, but I love when the most ridiculous things ever are what get searched… Shake, shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake. Shake your booty! And really, who WANTS to hear hip hop music? Maybe like the pep squad you were tuning it out because it just wasn’t good? Did the chic next to you think about that?
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