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Post Title:

• AND? we finally picked a Family Song, 2014
• In the Armpits of the Angels
• Rainbow Debris. EVERYWHERE.
• Happy Polar Vortex Day, Y’all!
• Greetings from the CF (no. not corn field.)
• Who Are You Calling a Woman?
• lots of #1s in today’s date
• Sure, Let’s Blame the NFL Mothers
• State of the “Union” Address
• Sweet as Pie (Shepherd’s Pie)
• This is me. This is my life.
• Neighborhood Crime Watch
• work it, girl.
• briefly…
• One of a Kind, Three of a Kind
• When you Hear Tim McGraw…. I hope you think of my bathroom
• Yurt, Sweet Yurt
• Sand Surfing: A Brief, What Not To Do Guide
• Surf’s Up
• the boys are back in town
• How is this my life? HOW?
• Pause in the Periwinkle Painting
• VENTILATION. That’s What We Have Here.
• Don’t Read This, Mom.
• Wet Sock Roadtrip
• 2 Women Walk Into a Grocery Store….
• This Fortress Needs a Trash Chute
• Skirting Issues
• Angels In The Architecture
• baseball lessons
• It’s Easy: Don’t Make Me Scream
• “Bleachy Mad” is REALLY Serious Stuff
• Really Glamorous Thursday
• Naming Rights
• HolyMama! Policies, Defined
• Sweet Tea
• Still Angry at the Bird
• Survivors: The Very Small Kind
• Still here
• growing up
• Asterisks in Formation
• The Bear Butt and the Totally Nekkid Butt-Ox
• Disorder in the Family Court
• The Lesser Known of Elvis’ Miracles
• Not A Bad Gig For Just An Average Swimmer
• Sorta Torn
• The English Language JUST Got Better
• MARCH. And we did.
• Escapee
• Secrets from the Roads
• JUST DIVORCED! (imagine that in white shoe polish all over my car)
• Happy. Shy. Completely Inappropriate and Not Caring.
• The Original Ramblin’ Man (UPDATED)
• All Introspective and Stuff.
• ole’!
• Seth-7yr’s Disastrous Social Experiment
• I’ve Had a LOT of Coffee. In Reference to the Frenetic Phrasing Which Follows.
• Requesting a Do-Over.
• Sethie Takes Aim
• I’ve Missed Ya’ll!
• Divine Timing
• No Transitions Ahead. NONE.
• Sunday
• a thursday night list
• Boys Are Weird
• Security Update
• I had a great day. I have no idea why i’m liveblogging a minifit.
• Anatomy 301
• Anatomy 201
• It’s a List and It’s Long
• Fighting Crime with Hot Pink
• it’s all good
• Don’t Mess With Texas
• It’s COLD.
• Regarding an Old Friend
• AND?! I Gave Up DIET COKE.
• the post in which i attempt a fat cat lamb and cheetah analogy. and fail.
• New Normals (and an excess of the word ‘like’)
• Note to Sender:
• Good Thing I Just Discovered My SuperPower
• Anatomy 101
• Beige Roachy Stripes are UGLY
• Note to Self:
• Checking In
• mlkg mistaken identity. now: djg
• MLKG Finds a Home
• Unconventional Housewarming Gift Idea
• The Car (barely) Survives
• When Life Gives You Pit Bulls…
• Hat Heroine
• Blue Moon Soon
• Quiche for One
• The Dangers of Praying With Eyes Closed Around Here
• It’s In His Kiss
• Dog Business
• A Right Leaning Colorful Mess
• it’s a rambler, this one.
• Sweet Sunday
• I Am NOT Afraid of That Tattoo. (I’m Really Not.)
• Prairie Dog Chic
• Border Collie Approved Window Treatments
• Divorce and Boots
• Intervention Interrupted
• The Unruly Cattle East of Here? All My Fault. Sorry, Y’all.
• How It Really Is
• Slamming Some Kindness (And Honesty) Into Me
• Mad at the Homeless Man
• The Smell of Raid in the Morning
• tired. bugs. laundry.
• Wheels Fell Off. HR Wheels Coming Out. (Sounds Like a Transformer)
• Musical Trauma Recovery Day
• A Piano With Teeth
• Full House (with endless updates. and a shocker of a surprise ending. UGH.)
• boy stuff
• Unhappy Camper
• When I Can’t Write What’s REALLY On My Mind, We Get Posts Like This. You’ve Been Warned.
• At Least I Blink Now. And Speak. It’s Not Much, But It’s An Improvement.
• Oh, Shut Up, Kelsey
• Let’s Play Hooky and Kill Stuff. (Awesome Mothering!)
• so much for quiet
• Treating Strep Throat with Shoe Therapy (BRILLIANT. I KNOW.)
• Mistaken Identity
• Good Night Ahead
• Put a Tiara on a Doormat and then WATCH OUT.
• Proven Dispute Resolution Technique: Guacamole
• Baseball and Trucks
• Come On, Eavesdrop, I Don’t Mind At All.
• The Secret of Long Life, by Seth-6yr
• Angels Like Peuce, Too.
• Seth-6yr’s Policy Changes on Moths
• The Girl Next Door is HIGHLY Overrated
• 4 Kinds of Random
• Powerless Over the Stupid Self Inflicted Power Outage (And SOOO Mad)
• It Runs Like a Deere. Again.
• I Complain a Lot About Cold for a Texan. It Could Obviously be Worse. I KNOW.
• in which it’s all just thrown in, unapologetically transitionless
• The Endless Identity Crisis
• Why No One Asks Me To House-Sit
• Ping! Ping! BAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!
• more of a retro square yellow post-it than a blog post. but eh. it’s fine.
• Gimme A Gun. Im in That Kind of Mood.
• More Sun Ahead
• Paint Break
• Ah, the smell of home.
• No Need to Curtsy
• Boys, Testicles and The Biblical Discussion Thereof
• In Which I Swear. And Stop.
• Surprise!
• (updated) That Flathead Makes Me Cry. And So Does That One. And That One.
• I’d Like To Remain Anonymous. At Church. Forever and Ever, Amen.
• Baby Draft
• Love Is A Racket, And Other Favorite Colors
• New Favorite Number: 139
• Once Upon A Time…
• Air Supply
• this is griping. (and so it is brief.)
• if this is the road to recovery…
• Healthy Instincts, If Nothing Else
• Unconventional Death Bed
• Prince Charming Ponders Commitment
• 2 Women, 2 Different Days, Same Parking Lot
• Greetings from the Ottoman’s Empire
• Silver Hearts, Silver Studs (sounds like a trashy book title, right?! i should write that! i’ll include fringed chaps.)
• After
• Prince Charming Strikes Again
• Prince Charming. On A Horse.
• “During”
• “Before”
• “Procrastination With a Discount Bikini” Post
• A Glorious Monday Morning
• lost contact solution
• First Comes Love. Then Comes the Guidebook. Then Comes Marriage.
• Not the Start I Envisioned. But a Start All the Same.
• If i were 11, I’d Be Ringing in the New Year at 10.
• Cute Boots Crucial for a Low Maintenance Christmas Fairy
• quick hello
• Okay, NO ONE Saw This Coming.
• Stupid Tree.
• Nativity, Tree, Paint
• Verified Sane (but not 100% organic yet)
• 135 Word Mini-Fit
• Found: One Divine Why
• On Time Arrival Expected
• I’ve Still Got It
• Don’t Do Things That Allow Your Dad to Nickname You ‘Scrap Metal’
• I Did Something Dumb, Send Help. (updated.)
• The Calendar Has Smiled Upon Us
• Tractors, Family, Turkeys, Bleach
• And… Packing Brings On the Caps Lock.
• Lemme Tell You What I Learned Before I Forget…
• It was only a matter of time….
• Walked Riiiiiight Into It
• Running: An Angsty Update
• Faith, Paint, Boys
• All Is Well
• Sunday: A High and A Low
• It’s a “Gift” I Have. (Because I’d Rather Not Say ‘Curse’)
• Baby News
• Paint and Puppy Love
• A North Texas Weekend
• Update. Correction. Or Something Kinda Like That.
• Big News Out West. (Depending On Where You Are)
• lost but then found
• I Should Have Left My Penis At Home. Lesson Learned.
• it’s a girl!
• File This Under: “We Knew It Would Happen Eventually”
• Brief, But it Goes Off-Track Surprisingly Quickly
• Pests
• and… the capslock finally wakes up
• Exception-ally Awful.
• It’s A One Time Thing
• The Very Last Roach Story. Because I’m Sicking Myself Out Here.
• Trippy Stuff
• Beach, Roaches, Questionably Helpful Travel Tips
• Packing: A Cathartic Retrospective
• Spin Class: What NO ONE ELSE Will Tell You
• The Bottom Line
• “Navier”, the Go-To Color For Fall
• A Half Is Still A Lot. (For Me.)
• Seth-5yr, the Night Version
• Brotherhood, Caden-7yr Style
• Trending: Male Gifting
• Little Miss Angry
• Thinking of Harold
• yard art
• tropically depressing
• Orange Really Is The New White
• CYA Policy Now More Strictly Enforced
• Experiencing Minor Technical Difficulties
• Fifteen (because “15″ was messing everything up, sorry y’all.)
• BYOW (bring your own wasabi)
• Take Two
• Mini Blog Monday
• The 3s and Me
• John The Baptist’s Questionable Wardrobe Choices. And Other Such Stuff.
• Separation Anxiety, Caden-7yr Style
• What Not To Say. And Wear.
• Quick Trip
• Seth-5yr Should Be In Charge More Often
• Seth-5yr Explains T-Ball
• “A” is for…
• Milk Happens
• Hot, Cold, and Charmed
• Menfolk: It Is Now Safe To Come Out From Your Hiding Places
• What Y’all Believe
• Monday Is Looking REAL Good
• Oh So Important, This Stuff
• So Peaceful We’re Attracting New Bird Species
• Sweet Dreams
• Reconstructing The Events of Last Night
• Battle Lines, DRAWN.
• Oh, it’s ME, not them. RIGHT.
• What I Learned Last Night
• Backyard View
• Fuzzy Math
• Fish Tacos and Lizards, Por Favor
• OH! yeah, THAT, Okay.
• We Heart Jason
• Core Issues
• On To Plan B
• 4th of July Fence and Forehead
• 4th of July DIY
• How Many Light Bulbs Does It Take to Get a Cat?
• Dear GOD, Help Me With Caden-7yr, Please
• This Celebrity-By-Affiliation Stuff STINKS
• Seth-5yr and T-Ball
• Jesus, Shoes, and a Spider
• My Unedited Brattiness
• The (Successful) Date to Hell and Back
• Date Night
• Notes From a Sugar Cookie
• The Day After The Big Win
• Let’s Avoid “The Word of The Day”
• Yeah, Well, We Keep It Real, You and I
• Baseball. (No Mothering Needed.)
• Morbid, Rambling, AND Preachy, You’re Sooo Welcome.
• Flash From The Past
• 3 Boy Morning
• Right Here, Right Now
• Left Knee, Left Two Tires
• Sounds of Summer
• I Miss Harvest Gold
• A Bathroom Scene
• (It’s a) Wild Life
• Tuesday Afternoon
• Distraction
• The Day, So Far
• Writing Students
• Running With Prairie Dogs
• Baby Shark Goes to the Dentist
• Teacher Gifts
• Removing “Catfish” from the Endangered List
• Save the Catfish
• Mike Serves His Sentence
• Triple Detention
• Despise Thy Neighbor (Wait… right? no? huh.)
• Hopefully, I Never “Measure Up” As a Mom Again. EVER.
• It’s not really THAT kind of church
• Oh, Go On. Have Another!
• Three Fifths. No, wait. Four Fifths.
• I Say Celery, You Say Salary.
• Still Here. (And Rather Well Exfoliated.)
• Calls From Sheila
• Calm Down and Listen to the Dog
• Jack Asked
• Easter Sunday Smackdown
• Easter Candy Lessons
• A List of Not Much (But It’s WAY Better Reading Than What I Should Be Writing)
• Write What You Know (or whatever it is you can’t stop thinking about)
• Unremarkable
• update
• …
• Maximum Coverage
• We’re Really On a Roll Tonight
• Windy Day Wedding
• Caden-7yr Theorizes
• When A Splinter… Isn’t
• Bendaroo Rash Strikes Back
• Warning: Unsafe for Human Contact Today
• Vegas, Baby!
• big, happy sigh
• Pillow Talk
• Yeah, i don’t know, either.
• So there was a
• My Eyebrows Need Their Own Blog
• Eyebrows For Christ
• Tiny, Pink, Girly
• oh? And I’m Versatile, Too!
• Called on the Carpet
• Eh.
• Root Beer, Blowtorch S’mores, And Justice For All
• The Trip Mighta Been Shorter Than This Recap
• The Boys Discuss Kissing & Virginity.
• warning: this is a blog on adrenaline
• Workout Buddies. (Not.)
• Baseball in the Backyard
• A Call for Rain
• No Worries
• Chicken Spaghetti And Other Things
• Is it Cheating If It’s Another List? (Guilty)
• Wrong Time, Wrong Place, Wrong Cacao Percentage
• From The Depths…
• Yesterday…
• 2 Left Cheeks, 2 Left Elbows
• Today…
• Poodles and Bunnies ONLY, Please.
• What a 2 Yr Old Taught Me Today
• My Unique Brand of Boring Is In Demand. Who Knew?
• It’s a Blog, Therefore, I Don’t HAVE to Make Sense If I Don’t Wanna. (Or If Incapable)
• Sometimes I Need A Little Time Before I Can Tell You This Stuff
• Dead Air Would Be Preferable
• This Is The Last We Speak of This…
• Cupcakes and Jesus in 5 Minutes Flat
• Couple of Yadee Things
• SuperBowl Plans and Lip Gloss
• Caden-6yr and the Warthog
• It’s Like Potty Training a Dog
• Dirty Dancing Heats Up a Snow Day; A Fake Dr.
• Caden-6yr, Hands OFF the Ladies
• Updated: Air, Water, What’s the Big Difference Anyway?
• The Problem With Church
• The Roman Empire, Diets, and Sea Salt Brownies
• Apology. (Oops.)
• Coulda Been Shoes, Lip Gloss, Or Sex.
• Hairy Guy Legs
• IKEA: I Still Hate You.
• The Pre-Game WarmUp, Snuggie-Style
• Silent Afternoon With Three Boys. (Really!)
• Proudly Lowering the Standard for Defining Parenting “Success”
• This Post is 100% Gluten-Free Goodness
• It’s a No Snow day. Or, a Monday Masquerading as a Saturday.
• Roses…Or Fancy Feast…
• Peace, Gratitude, Caffeine
• Starring Caden-6yr as Himself
• lyrics psa
• Maria’s Stand-In, With New and Improved Attitude
• Ethan-10yr: Toddler to Toga
• Point A to Point B at Dawn
• Tattoo Your Chicken, DIY Idea
• Forget Resolutions, Here’s a Moral Failure Confession
• Pots, Pans, Chocolate, & Diamonds
• I’m Not Moving.
• In Which I Try Not to Get Defensive, But Totally Do Anyway, Who Are We Kidding
• Okay, Next Year I’ll Take the Month Off
• Heimlich via Christmas Tree
• Redheaded and Fabulous in Every Possible Way
• A Comedy of (Eyebrow) Errors
• Seth-5yr: No, This Really Does NOT Add Up…
• The End of the Pine Mouth Thingy + Easy Confusion
• You Bring the Potatoes, I’ll Supply the Spiders
• Clean Underwear for Yife
• Identity Check
• aksumites, scorpions, teeth, eggs, hello kitty
• Caden-6yr, You Have Your Mother’s Grace… LOTS of It.
• The Elusive, Stylish Spit Cup
• The Pine Nut Incident
• The Unanimous Protocol of the Guhl Blink
• Free
• Blogging Instead of Joyfully Failing a History Quiz…
• God, Gym, Butts
• An Axle, A Dent, A Weed, An ‘oh HELLO…’
• Not My Uh-paht-ment
• For Whitney….
• Why I Refuse to Officially Start This Day…
• A Favor, Please…?
• Another ‘Fall’ Morning
• The Boys Talk Strippers. It’s THAT Kind of Day.
• An axle, an appaloosa, an autumnal fruit
• So I Won’t Be Getting A 97. Fine.
• “Guhl” Chasing
• The ‘T’ Word and the ‘F’ Word (no, not that one.)
• Total Transformation Program (Read At Own Risk)
• Seriously Unladylike Behavior
• All or Nothing
• I Do…. relapse.
• Today I Heart Roadkill
• Stinkbombs and Hot Tubs
• HR and Elvis
• Sorry, Ladies. He’s Taken.
• Snake/Woman/Always Mutually Despise*
• The Checked-Off Part of the To Do List
• Conservation of the Underwear Supply
• Lab Partner
• A Hair Tragedy
• Flying Mushrooms
• Say It Three Times, Please
• girl weekend: big success. am catatonic.
• House Sounds
• Saving Stuff
• Wildlife Update
• Attn: Writers’ Class
• Cheap Thrills
• Pet Peeve: Baboon Butts
• Seth-4yr in Trouble
• Typical, typical
• Long. But I’m Making Up For A Few Years, Here.
• Wake Up Call
• Brief Study Break
• Church: Rated the #1 BEST Place to Have a Freak-Out Fit
• Lovely Morning Til The Flies Wake Up
• Seth-4yr’s Homework
• Got a Sec?
• OOoooOOOH Baby, Let My People Go
• A Side of Bacon, Please
• Did You Hear The One About the Frog? (YES? Really? No, This is ANOTHER One.)
• Yearning, Learning. A Yot.
• Measuring Up. Or Not. (Because Who Wants To Do That?)
• Onion Rings, Frogs, Homework
• The Post That is NOT About Toads
• Toad Plague, Part 3
• Need a Treadmill ASAP
• The Day is Half Over, The Iced Tea Glass Is Half Empty
• Scattered but Surely Brilliant Thoughts. (snort)
• Not the Body Pillow Type
• toad plague, part 2
• a Plague of Toads
• The Burrito Guy
• LaLa is Here, and She Brought Her Cute Hair.
• In Which We See Why Metaphors Are Not My Friends. Again. (Moo.)
• *, *, and some more *
• Rough Morning with Caden-6yr
• Odds/Ends. Mainly ‘Odds.’ Because It’s Me.
• 2 Turtles, 1 Donkey.
• Texas Road Trip, Part Two
• Texas Road Trip, Part One
• Leaving. Party On, Family.
• Sun, Please.
• I Landscape For Free
• Not Really A Post
• In a Way, This Is ALL My Dad’s Fault
• Baseball’s Snacks are Dangerous
• Reaping, Sowing, Parenting.
• A Water Regret
• Confessional
• Let’s Invent Things To Worry About
• JD Salinger Was Onto Something
• Heather Ivester Can Make Even ME Sound Good.
• Victim vs Target vs Chef Boyardee
• Do Not Look For Post Cohesion. It Is Not Here. Ever. But Especially Today.
• Rat/Mouse Things Make me CRAZY
• Take Two Pepcids. Forever. Meow.
• Swimwear Question
• Of COURSE Willie Cut His Hair THIS Week, and YEAH That Made Me Mad
• Waxing On About Nothing. That’s What We Do Here.
• From My Kitchen (no, actually, i CAN’T type that with a straight face)
• Another Seth-4yr Lunch Date
• Love in the Cheap Seats
• Why I Will Never Open a Spa
• I Really Hope You Don’t Do This, Too.
• A Fish, An Ice Cream Truck, and a Hair Dryer
• Summer – with a little meltdown at the end. As it should be.
• Bet YOUR Mom Can’t Do This…. (I’m Shocked That Mine Can)
• A Roy, Elvis, Larry, and John kind of day
• Feline Soap Opera
• Green Dress, Two Pickups, One Wreck.
• This Post is What Happens When You Blog While Sleep-Deprived*
• A 6 yr old, Willie Nelson, 2 Moms, a Sister, and a Psalm
• Make that Pitcher Pitch. (Or Just Wait And He Will Anyway.)
• This May Look Thrown Together — But It Actually Took Me 2 Whole Years.
• The Only One Sprawled on the Floor Looking Pathetic is the Dog. (And That’s Really How It Should Be.)
• From the Floor…
• Not the Mom of the Week.
• Good Morning, But I’m Looking Forward to Later.
• Blogging from the Wrong Side of the Bed
• A (Badly Needed) Self Improvement Task
• So the Train Won’t REALLY kill Dora. It’s still Scary.
• Caden-6yr’s Very Healthy Life Lesson
• Minor Multi-Sensory Disaster
• A Day Last Summer
• I just called…
• A Saturday with Snow, a Sale, and an Egg
• Smell the Flowers. Or at Least Look.
• Emergency. Sending Help. (That’s you.)
• Cups: Of the Plastic Variety That Do Not Match Plates or Bowls.
• My Impersonation of a Bottle of Febreze
• I’m SOOO Helpful
• One Fork-Wielding Volunteer, Please.
• Who’s the Big Talker?
• A PSA for the social networkers
• A HUGE Thank You to the Many Members of GATMIPTA.
• Black Lace Panty Scandal, Averted. Thank you, GOD. (And Mike)
• The Night the Roses Died
• Splintered
• The Plane Crash Did NOT Help Matters…
• The Snow Mystery, Part 2
• Snow Mystery
• How I’m A Freak Around Normal People, Part 9,823.
• Duke: Film Star, Extraordinaire.
• Hair. Snake. Snow. Bath. More Snow.
• So I’m Not Her. OR Her. Whatever.
• Ethan-9yr. Being Ethan-9yr.
• Not Your Online Drugstore
• A Brief 4 a.m. Conversation with Seth-4yr
• Clawing My Way Up the Food Chain…
• A Dog’s Tail with a Side Order of Shredded Cheese
• A Foray into Cannibalism
• This Crackhouse Needs a Princess. And Doughnuts.
• Let’s Paint the House, and Do It ALL! WRONG!
• A Red Balloon in the Ceiling Fan Kinda Day
• Sweat Would Really Stop the Fops
• Not a Good Place to Hang Your Halo…
• Seth-4yr
• brain dump. (ick. i’m awful at titles. fross.)
• The Unrated Soundtrack of “Boys In a Car”
• Fish Slime. Important Accessory. (if you’re a fish.)
• Pretty Weather and Blue Moons
• Small treats. Small boys. Big thrill.
• Technical Breakthrough.
• No Whining: A Policy for Kids and Cars.
• Cowboys vs Redskins. Family Tradition.
• Big Girl Panties. Christmas-y.
• Fake Tree, Live (Feline) Tree Topper
• Dog On a Mission
• Define please! “Intracoastal Handshake”
• Plan: Surpass Yesterday in All Ways
• A great conversationalist
• Dingle Bells for Whales
• Holiday Stuff
• Weird Things the Kids Say…
• Muskrats: Awesome Distraction
• To Launch a Rescue Attempt…
• A Freakout Not My Own. (Best Kind)
• King Sized Clutter
• Getting the Bugs Out
• Guhls, As Described by Caden-5yr
• List Format… It’s my Friend
• Healthy Kids, Home Sick. Brilliant.
• Okay. Intermission over.
• Intermission
• Club 17, December
• Was that the longest, silent drumroll ever?
• Club 17 (yeah – already!)
• Unconventional, Un-Birthday Wishes
• Swiss Chard and Purple Carrots
• Careful What You Wish For
• In the Middle of the Action Plan…
• Did you know…?
• Winner!
• Club 17, October
• It’s One of THOSE Days…
• Three Cheers
• Joe Biden, Sarah Palin, and Marie Osmond
• So I’ve Been “Anti” Again
• Cassie J, Winner!
• Club 17, Sephora-Style
• Shmears of Hope, Tracks of Mud
• In Memory of Harold Lizcano
• Twinkle, Twinkle Little Caden-4yr
• Caden-4yr on Gender Issues
• Winner!(Gold, Silver, Bronze)
• club 17, August Olympic Style
• An Olympic Counting Game
• Seth-2yr Decides to Talk
• Blessings (or something) Raining Down Upon My Head
• A Novel Approach to Distribution
• It was a Magical, Unexpected Morning…
• Winner!
• Party for One
• Club 17, July
• J-Mom is in the House
• Winner!
• SO SORRY!
• Club 17 for June
• Still here
• Ethan-8yr, Sniffing out Misdeeds
• The Middle Brother
• Mars and Venus, According to Ethan-8yr
• Rhyming is Everything
• Winner! (A Lot of ‘Em!)
• May Club 17
• Caden-4yr. He is just SO cute.
• Six Word Memoir
• Injury Quota Reached. And Exceeded. All Today.
• Etiquette Dilemma at Kickboxing
• Derailed by a Car Nap
• A Thoughtful Gift Idea for a Dog
• Winner!
• He3*! have 0y n40 36c2 6n, and can’t t4rn 5t 6ff.
• CLub 17, April
• Thou Shalt Not Have Any Other Friends…
• Adam, Eve, Charlo, and Duke
• Snippets of the Last Few Days
• signs of spring
• More ‘Girls’
• Winner!
• March’s Club 17
• Beware of Conversing with Ethan-7yr at 9:30 pm
• Positive Reviews for the Kids
• Happy Homecoming
• Creativity Kicked Out of Me (for now)
• Early Voting, INDEED, Mr. Seth-2yr
• Winner!
• Club 17, February
• Mother Decepticon
• Partying with the Four Year Old Crowd
• I NEEDED a HBofH today!
• First Aid for the Dead, by Caden-4yr
• A Super Tuesday, Indeed.
• Chocolate Mint Truffles… Gladly Given Away
• Messing Up. On Purpose.
• Blankets, Babies, and Shopping! (YEA!!!)
• Giving It Away
• It Kicked
• Mixed Nuts
• Winner!
• Club 17, January Edition
• Inspiring Strangers to Give Pep Talks
• Who’s Been Hogging All the Rib Cages, Anyway?
• one more thing!
• So the Family Left…
• Today, as an Unenumerated List
• Winner!
• Club 17, December Edition
• The MOST Annoying Lady in the Post Office
• The Camel, The Goat, and the Other One.
• Soon There will be Pig Snort Laughing
• Almost Pizza
• Diffusing Disgusting With A List Format
• Speaking of Defying Basic Laws…
• Defying the Basic Laws of the Universe
• It’s Almost THAT Time of Year! (YEA!)
• Club 17 Winner!
• Soooo Not Festive.
• Club 17, November
• Poo Perfumed Lasagna, Anyone?
• Total Transformation Update
• The Tall Man with the Chihuahua
• I’m Trying to Stay Very Still
• Sigh…
• A Fictitious Bug, A Wingless Bug, And a Dead Bug I Kissed
• The Answer to “Who Reads This Stuff, Anyway?”
• A Little Mud Would Be So Nice
• Broken Pickets
• The Dirty Mom in the Hall
• Sweet Talkin’ Caden-3yr
• Another Winner!
• Winner!
• Well I Don’t THINK I Have a Wedgie…
• Club 17, October Edition
• Strange Week
• Clean Up in the Dairy Section
• Enter the Dog Poop
• September Club 17 WinnerS!
• September Club 17 WinnerS!
• Club 17, September
• Truck Love
• I’m Fiiiiiiiiiine.
• Just for Jeff
• If You Came To a Baby Shower At My House…
• Crazy Lady in my Driveway
• An Important Morning Meeting in the Hall
• Pining for Long-Lost, Local Food Artists
• She Must Be the NICEST Teacher Ever
• Wear Boots If You Go…
• I’ve Been Benched
• August Club 17
• ‘Breathless’ Over New Friends
• Toddler Re-Negotiation
• Big News, BIG Thrill
• Twangs, Trucks, and a Trip
• Woot! Elliptical Yard Art is GONE!
• Exercise Equipment on the Porch. Please Steal It.
• I Went To The Post Office
• And We Have a Winner!
• Club 17, July Edition
• Publicly Begging the Kind Frigidaire People…
• I missed y’all!
• Catching Up
• Hassle-free Denim in 3 Minutes?
• Say It Isn’t True!
• Oops. I’m Fine! (Sclerotherapy)
• 17th of June
• So Much Fun With J-Mom I Kinda Forgot to Blog
• Just Have to Share!
• Nice Pants
• Refusing to Work Bathroom Humor into This Title…
• Heard Around the House
• Book Research Question
• Technical Note
• Teeny Update
• Joined the Club, Yet?
• The Un-Cupid
• Because Stacey Tagged…
• Name that Boat!
• I’m.. too subtle… for this blog..
• Stayin’ Alive…
• 100% Truck Induced Insanity
• Does This Blog Make My Butt Look Big…?
• Toddlerhood and Brotherhood
• From the mouth of Caden-3yr
• Catching Up (or trying to!)
• Yea for all the Club 17 Grown-ups!
• Club 17ers and other VIPs:
• Is It Blogging if You Don’t Use Words?
• WOOT! Time to Be a Grown Up!
• Glamorous Accomplishments of a SAHM
• A Baker’s Dozen of Leftover ‘Eggs’
• The Dog Got Benched
• Blogging from the Treadmill
• Who’s Your Daddy?
• Assembly Required. (Muscles, too)
• Yea!! We Have a Winner!
• Happy 17th to You!
• We Named the Blogger! And Just in Time!
• Name This Blogger
• Thought Fragments
• Okay, so I’ll Tell You…
• A Tumbleweed Portrait
• Tumbleweeds and Wranglers (Yep. I’m a Texan with a TItle Like That)
• A Bad Combination
• And February’s Club 17 Winner Is…
• Hi! I Haven’t Forgotten!
• Join the Club, Already!
• Searches For Charity
• Pitying the Living Room Floor
• Fashion Tip From J-Mom
• Fantastic Day
• Table Talk
• Sensing Wild Cherry Red Excitement
• Thanking My HolyAuntie for This:
• If I Don’t Have Something Nice to Say…
• And the Winner is…
• Works for Me: Dressing for the Occasion (not)
• Blogdom Miscellaneous
• Cel…. uh…. BRAAA…. tion! Come on! Let’s celebrate!
• Snapshot
• Shoes By Request
• My Monday. Snore.
• Early Breast Cancer Detection, BSE’s and Club 17
• I’m So Grateful!
• Do You Know What Day It Is?
• From my mother’s subconscious…
• snow on my nose and eyelashes…
• An Open Letter to the Brick Layers
• How I Amused Myself Today
• A Year Ago Today…
• Works For Me Wednesday, Healthy Food Edition
• My Sincere Apologies to Deserving Individuals (who i hope never see it, nor the reason for the apology in the first place)
• Randomosity
• Chocolate is ALWAYS welcome here
• A Speculum Story (be warned)
• Works for Me!
• No Resolutions, Just Nominations…
• New Year’s Eve Homecoming
• Notes from the Igloo…
• Total Transformation Program, By Request
• Technically, this post isn’t late for 13 more minutes…
• A Scientific Process
• Actual Conversation with J-Mom
• Rock the Vote for Fluff
• A Lightbulb Incident. Yes. Another One.
• I could be Miss Top 1001-1750!
• Overheard at the Mothership
• Adventures with Mystery Houseguest
• Shoes and the Mob
• The Mafia is Lovely, Have You Heard?
• Happy Thanksgiving!
• Do You Know What Time It Is…?
• the holiday spirit. or not.
• disliking elton john: it’s ok, y’all. (really!)
• billy… um… hey, Joel? what’s billy’s last name?
• Reveling in My Own Dorkihood (yes, dorkihood)
• An Election Day Poll (no, not that kind)
• Nine Kinds of Weird
• Now THAT’S romantic…
• Lost ‘Soles’
• We Wanted to Meet. And We Did.
• patience, y’all!
• Leaving the Building…
• WFMW
• A Bloody Tale (and good links to make up for it)
• Achy Breaky Ego
• Shoulda Taken a Picture…
• Caden-2yr: Gravity Defying in Slo-Mo
• Because We’re Health COnscious, Savvy and Wonderful…
• Overdue FollowUp
• Laced with Excuses
• Still Alive, Just Busy
• Works for me Friday
• Heh heh heh…
• I’m Back. (My Lips are Glossy.)
• Off to New England!
• Look Who’s Walking!
• Mmm. Cake.
• Keep it Up, Y’all! (and Moron Installment)
• Time to Get Personal
• Finally, Intermission is Over!!
• Remembering Harold Lizcano
• UPDATED: Quick update
• How to Be a Moron, Birthday Edition
• Jeana LIVE!
• How to Be a Moron, Part I
• HolyCousin presents: HolyBoys
• We’re back. It Wasn’t Great.
• Blogging From Tuesday Night…
• Some of Y’all Like Poetry…
• Make New Firends… But Kee-eeep the Oh- uuuuhld…
• Drive Through Eyebrowist…?
• Pray Now, Y’all
• Free Blog Advertising, Courtesy of Mike
• Odds n Ends
• My Daughter
• It’s the 17th, Y’all!
• HolySister on ‘The Toast Incident’
• Denim Delight. “Can I Get an Amen?”
• Four Men and their Treadmills
• I am SO “together”
• I have a date! Sorta.
• “Oh.”
• A Spittin’ Good Time
• A Snortin’ Good Time
• BooMama’s Tour of Homes
• Gotta Love BooMama!
• Works For Me Wednesday
• Invisible Poundage Lost!
• None of Ethan-6yr’s Business!
• Blogging Lesson
• Not the Original Material Girl…
• Using My (Limited) Powers for GOOD
• Beans and Lentils
• huh.
• What Works For Me…
• Following Up
• Four Conversations from Today
• Is There Life After Attachment Disorder?
• House Rules
• HolyMama: In the Cross Hairs at Target
• Newest, Underrated, Seller on eBay!
• The T-Rex with the Red Mouth
• First 45 Minutes Alone in 8 Days
• Perfect Hair PlayGroup, Take Two
• Not Your Typical Father’s Day Post
• No, Mom, I Didn’t Lie!
• Good News! (Three Times Over)
• A New Reader Among You
• Two Rather Juvenile Moments
• Crisis of Belief at the Children’s Science Museum
• Cars and Comments
• Something Unusual Happened Today…
• A Subaru, Bird Seed, and Gunshots
• Y’all Are Nice
• Long Explanation of Sorts, and Short Joke
• Thursday 13 (well, 11 nothings, and 2 somethings at the end)
• Licking and Waxing
• A Look Into the Mind of Ethan-6yr
• Little Pink Cloud, Adrift
• Answers, Responses, and Other Stuff You Didn’t Ask For
• What I Wish People Knew…
• Works For Me Wednesday
• Seeking Your Opinion
• The Man in the Orange Crush T Shirt
• I Did Something Dumb and Ended Up in the Men’s Room
• Thank You!
• Pedialyte Question
• My Apologies to Typepad
• A Book to Love, Fat Creations, and Music for New Moms
• Nothing and Everything
• Haven’t Been Around Too Much…
• YellowMama….
• Thursday Thirteen
• Works For Me Wednesday (Sorta)
• Introducing A Real Life Friend!
• Jeana, Jeana, Jeana
• A Mother’s Love
• Are You Missing Jeana?
• A Not So Random List of 10
• Flowers, flowers, flowers
• Peace. (Living Beyond Yourself)
• 24 hours of 2 Social Occasions and… Flowers?
• Mike’s Dirty Laundry
• I Am From Stupidville
• I am From…
• Ask and Ye Shall Receive
• A Quick Question
• You’re Gonna Have to Take My Word On This…
• If Mike Were Home…
• Get Real Monday
• Brownies are great. (So are Brownie Points)
• I’m So, So Late With This…
• Living Beyond Yourself. Sorta. AGAIN.
• Hello, From Survivor#1
• A Few Little Things
• Happy Birthday, J-Mom! (Talk Back, Y’all!)
• Living Beyond Yourself
• Today, A Guest Blogger…
• Thursday Thirteen
• Supper Swapping
• So… Ya Busy This Friday…?
• The Dress of Hotness and the Shoes of Gorgeousness
• There’s Something About Mary
• Living Beyond Yourself. Sorta.
• Things I Can’t Wait to Tell You!
• The Indie Virus, or “Mystery To Me”
• Living Beyond Yourself
• Date Night
• HolySister is Holy-ShaMoly-Smart…
• “She” Prayed I Bet. And Look What Happened!
• Have I Mentioned My Stress?
• Jeana Calls Her HolySister, and How Cute Is That?
• My Sister is Here!
• I Never Said I Was Classy… Right?
• Talk Back Awards, II
• Clarification
• Blogging from the Bathroom. At 12:30 a.m. Got a Problem With That?
• An Unfortunate Science Experiment
• I’m 30. And My Mom Said WHAT?
• From the Mouth of the J-Mom
• Talk Back to my Mom, Y’all!
• Talk Back, Y’all!
• Can a disorganized HolyMama be sorta shallow?
• The Total Transformation, a la James Lehman
• Valentine’s Day for Shoe Couples
• I Like Bloglines
• I Think He Missed The Point
• I Double Dog Dare Ya
• Not That I Care AT ALL, But It’s Funny…
• Chocolate by 10 a.m. Guaranteed.
• Laundry Room Mom #19
• I’m Trying to Distract You
• Did I mess up that last post or what?
• Typepad ate my Thursday 13
• Wear Panties. Save Lives.
• When Customer Service is TOO Good
• Since Mysteries are Overrated…
• For Friends Who Blog
• Words No One Should Ever Say
• Kitchen-y Stuff
• To Be A Crazy Hip Blog Mama…
• Highlights and Lowlights
• Wow! Big, BIG wow!
• A Quick Question
• Thursday Thirteen
• I Finally Did It…
• Since Y’all Care About Leg Hairs
• The Pros and Cons of Large Amount Vomiting (or, LAV)
• The Wrong Shoe
• In Which Estee Lauder and Maybelline Are Confused…
• The Church with the T Rex
• The Problem With Pretend Vacations…
• Hello From Our Pretend Vacation – and a Big Announcement
• Random Thoughts
• Thursday Thirteen (About Mike)
• Just a Quick Note
• Even the Windows are Clean
• On the Way to Bible Study…
• Drumroll, please…
• The “Which One Is True?” Game
• Big Mushy Thank You
• An Introduction
• Y’all Make Me Laugh. (But Not So Much That I Poot.)
• I don’t have gas. In case you cared.
• Thursday Thirteen (About My Sister)
• The Post That Makes Me Glad My Family Doesn’t Know I Blog
• You’re Not Going to Believe This. But Here Goes, Anyway…
• Valentine’s Plans…
• Okay, so I might STILL be a little out of touch…
• Humorous, Happy, and Genuine.
• Let’s Celebrate the UnderAppreciated Post
• Ask My Kids, Episode 2