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	<title>Holy Mama!</title>
	<link>http://holymama.org</link>
	<description>&#34;True confessions from the everyday life of a sorta shallow Christian mom.&#34;</description>
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		<title>Who&#8217;s the Big Talker?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[NEVERMIND I HAAAAATE FACEBOOK and might close the whole stupid account down.
I just finally checked a lot of facebookish emails I usually ignore. And I apparently sent out a youtube thing to everyone. Or a hacker did and blamed me&#8230;? And what is the point of that? I can&#8217;t even see what it was, which [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://holymama.org/2010/03/whos-the-big-talker/</link>
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		<title>A PSA for the social networkers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This isn&#8217;t really a post. It&#8217;s just a public service announcement intended only for those of you who say you&#8217;re interested. Yes. Facebook. I don&#8217;t really understand the appeal, and I&#8217;m not very good at it and I can easily forget about it for months at a time. But if you don&#8217;t mind that, then [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://holymama.org/2010/03/a-psa-for-the-social-networkers/</link>
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		<title>A HUGE Thank You to the Many Members of GATMIPTA.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If I ever write a country song, it will be about the endless chivalry of men in pickup trucks. More on that in a minute.
I was GOING TO vote yesterday. Remember? I said I would. And I tried very, very hard. And at the end of the day, I was there &#8211; in the dark [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://holymama.org/2010/03/a-huge-thank-you-to-the-many-members-of-gatmipta/</link>
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		<title>Black Lace Panty Scandal, Averted. Thank you, GOD. (And Mike)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Alternate titles:
Two Totally Separate Reasons Why I&#8217;m Feeling Kinda Dirty/Trashy Today.
or
If I Thought God Was Punishing Me For Having Watched The Bachelor, At Least He Spared the 3rd Graders.*
I&#8217;ve never been good at titles. Which makes it even stranger to try to come up with MORE bad titles when really, all I need is one.
Whatever.
I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://holymama.org/2010/03/black-lace-panty-scandal-averted-thank-you-god-and-mike/</link>
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		<title>The Night the Roses Died</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I tried to like roses for forever. Because I should. It&#8217;s the right thing to do &#8211; to be a girl who likes roses. It&#8217;s like saying please and thank you. It&#8217;s just the only correct thing to do.
And then I gave up. One night about 8 yrs ago. I gave up all pretense of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://holymama.org/2010/03/the-night-the-roses-died/</link>
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		<title>Splintered</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8230; there&#8217;s three different practices for two different sports for two different boys and one awards dinner for two different boys who are assigned seating in two different sections. Meaning. Two parents must go. And also meaning. I&#8217;m still in bed, writing this, instead of getting up and facing the Way Too Athletic Saturday.
If it [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://holymama.org/2010/02/splintered/</link>
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		<title>The Plane Crash Did NOT Help Matters&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Am so tired I can&#8217;t stand it. Stupid, wannabe intruders can do that to a girl.
And then there was the whole Caden-6yr  Nose Injury thing. Caden-6yr throws himself right into Life, with very little regard for personal wellbeing. Not that it was his fault. This time. But it usually kinda totally is.
So last night was [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://holymama.org/2010/02/the-plane-crash-did-not-help-matters/</link>
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		<title>The Snow Mystery, Part 2</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Part 1 can be found here.
Okay. Well. I sorta was 95% sure that there was a real good explanation for the big footprints in the snow. Like, maybe one of the kids put on really big boots and ran around out there this morning when I wasn&#8217;t looking. Those kids. They&#8217;ve done stranger things.
Or.
I don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://holymama.org/2010/02/the-snow-mystery-part-2/</link>
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		<title>Snow Mystery</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Facts:
1. In the backyard there are lots of very big footprints in the snow.
2. The snow fell yesterday evening.
3. Footprints in snow appeared since yesterday evening.
4. No one with big feet has been in the backyard.
5. No one with small feet has been in the backyard.
6. Just the dog. Who has 4 feet. Which looks [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://holymama.org/2010/02/snow-mystery/</link>
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		<title>How I&#8217;m A Freak Around Normal People, Part 9,823.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This morning i woke up to THREE little boys in the bed plus a very large cat who wanted me to notice him. The only ones missing were the husband and the dog. Thank goodness. About the dog. Not the husband. The husband was on his merry way to Minnesota, and the dog was snoring [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://holymama.org/2010/02/how-im-a-freak-around-normal-people-part-9823/</link>
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